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Yo Zeflings, you wanna hear something funny?

About 2 years ago Ninja and Yo-landi got stoned and pulled into this kak little hip-hop jol hosted by a group called The Realist to see what was pumping. The jol was so kak that Yo-landi bum-rushed the stage and told the main rapper called Anthony that she wanted to battle him. Anthony said 'no ways' for some fuckin reason. Possibly cause he is scared of Yo-landi or something.

Then Yo-land asked the DJ, DJ Gregg, if she could battle Anthony but he also said no and laughed in her face. Then when DJ Gregg went down stairs to take a piss Yo-landi spat on his head. Then when DJ Gregg came pumping up to stairs to tune her, Yo-landi started slapping the shit out of him. DJ Gregg told Ninja, who was standing nearby, that he better keep his bitch in check in between get slapped in the face over and over again by little Yo-landi Vi$$er.
Ninja told Gregg that him and Yo-landi had just broken up so he doesn't know what he must now do.

Then later Ninja asked Anthony if he could battle him maybe. Ninja was quite stupid to ask Anthony to battle at a fokken kak Realist jol because it was filled with about 50 retarded Realist fans. By the time the battle had started all the retarded Realist fans wanted to kill Ninja because word had got out that Yo-landi had just bitch slapped the fuckin shit out of the Realist DJ. Ninjas raps were much cooler than Anthony's raps. Ninja even thought of these spif lines right there on the spot:

YO MAN, FOK JOU EK JY'S N POES
VAT JOU VIR N POES WANT JY KLINK SOOS N POES
JY RAP SOOS N POES EN JY SING SOOS N POES
HOU MY NEUS VAS WANT JY STINK SOOS N POES

I know that rhyming poes with poes is quite easy, but it sounded so nice I just couldn't stop. The only problem was when Anthony started screaming some fuckin arb non-lyrics in Ninjas face, the retard Realist fans went mental. It served Ninja right for trying to rap for retards. So Ninja lost the battle and went home and cried...

But for the past 2 years Anthony keeps sending Ninja this here cell phone video of the battle over and over like an obsessed person.
Here is the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCLPMWreF9Q

Ninja thought he would try to help Anthony and Dennis to get famous by rapping about them on the FISH PASTE song.

So there you go kids, that's the scoop. Please say hello to The Realist on their facebook group. They have only got 200 fans in the last two years but maybe you guys can help out here.

Once

NINJA
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by: The Ninja
source: http://www.facebook.com/DieAntwoord/posts/109518595735484#!/notes/die-antwoord/yo-landi-bitch-slaps-the-realist-dj/393783816576